Jul 08 2010
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He's Still a Huge Cockgobbler
“Early in Kobe Bryant’s career, he put out a half-baked rap song and music video that featured Tyra Banks. And really, that’s the difference between Kobe and LeBron. Kobe didn’t have to deal with YouTube, he didn’t have to worry about Deadspin, PTI, SportsNation making talking points out of it, or deal with the fact that a video like that would probably have been insanely viral on the internet. Do you think LeBron could put out this video? No way. But more to the point, LeBron would never think to do that, because he’s too aware of his own brand. For future reference: LeBron’s rap song will feature Jay-Z on the third verse, Drake on the hook, and will be produced by Kanye West.”
