Lost Series Finale
Yeah, I know it’s not until next week.
I’ve never really watched the show save for some people showing me scenes. From what I can gather, it’s basically Myst the TV show. Anyway, since the gist seems to be garnering a huge following and then fucking with them as you pile bullshit plot twist on bullshit plot twist, there’s only one possible finale. That’s right:
Two full hours of a penguin masturbating on an icefloe.
There’s no better way to give a final fuck you to an audience you’ve been fucking with since day one than a penguin pleasuring itself between its own flippers for 120 minutes.
And I guarantee not one of those motherfuckers changes the channel, lest one of the 37 mysteries is actually solved. And they’ll still put the ejaculation on slo-mo, just to see if the answers are hidden.
Also, Sawyer dies.
