Apr 09 2010
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Breakfast
D: Yo, I’m about to sue these people, Mr. W.
Me: What people?
D: These people!
Me: What people are you suing and why?
D: It’s illegal to squish muffins in Boston, man. I’m taking these people to court.
Me: That’s an English muffin, D. They’re made that way. Also, I’m pretty sure that’s not a law.
D: Don’t tell me what the law is. You don’t know shit about jail.
Me: I’m pretty sure I know all muffin-related laws.
D: I’ll sue them and you’ll see. When I’m rich in my mansion from the money. Then you’ll know.
