Thanks, “Life”
Apparently, when Komodo Dragons bite something, they inject it with an anti-clotting agent, which causes it to bleed out. In the case of something huge, like a water buffalo, that could take weeks.
Apparently, it will follow the poor fucking sad-sack around, licking its fucking tongue in the buffalo’s face, just fucking with it, all up in its face and whatnot. And if that weren’t enough, other fucking Komodo Dragons can smell it and show up and join in the death-mockery. Eventually, the poor bastard will be too weak to stand and the Komodo Dragons gather ‘round for Komodo Thankgsiving.
In short: Komodo Dragons are fucking dicks who will harass you to death, staring you in the face as you die slowly. Jesus. What a species of fucking assholes.
