January 2010
16 posts
Seriously, This Is Awesome, Right?
I’m having a Super Bowl party (I just decided this), and we usually make a few kinds of chili. Given that the Saints are in the game and I will mercilessly mock anyone who roots for the Horsies, I want to get crawfish. They don’t sell them around here, but I can get 10lbs for under 70$. I have no idea how to make crawfish, but I feel like I have to get them. Even if it’s just me,...
Okay, There Was That One Time ...
Never has giving away my money made me happier than that INT. Everything that sucks about him on that play. Green Bay fans simply nodded when that happened.
INTs count
Because I was looking to give away money tonight, dammit.
His Pain Is Their Gain
thejerkstore:
I will donate $10 to Haiti relief every time the Saints sack Favre. Who will match me?
I am down. I hope I’m donating a week’s wages, which would not be impossible.* JOIN US!
*Also, I tried to reblog this shit a minute ago and it never showed up. Got to get this in before the first sack.
I Don't Know Why I Suddenly Remembered This Story
When I was in college, it snowed a lot one night. There was a kid from India who had never even seen snow before who lived across the hall from me. Rohan apparently got up at the crack of dawn and woke up his room mates to help him build a snowman, and he even put a bunch of his clothes on it. He woke me up a few hours later and brought me outside, excitedly. As I saw the snowman, he turned to me...
On The Nose
Talking at work about the election today.
“That’s what happens when you run a prosecutor for an important seat. She tried to plea bargain a fucking campaign.”
When You Try To Please Everyone, You End Up...
I was a Dean supporter in 2004. When he dropped out and Kerry emerged as the winner, I went to Ohio and worked for him in suburban Cincinnati. I hated it, but I knew I had to. He lost (as if I needed to remind anyone). I still think that Gov. Dean could’ve won that election. That week might have been the most important of my life, but that’s ground for a different post. This one is...
Seriously
God damn you, Phil Ochs. For real.
Just A Head's Up
Pete Carroll was awful with the Jets, but never finished below .500 with the Patriots. So, ‘failure in the NFL’ is kind of a reach. Since most Patriots fans have no knowledge of the team before December 2001, the persistence of the “failure” label is unsurprising. But now you know that he never finished below .500 with the Patriots and can shut up a smarmy Pats fan when...
You Will Download These And Thank Me →
Seriously, 50 MMJ covers. Don’t know why this done got deleted. I must’ve pressed the wrong button, having gotten confused in my long layoff from the Tumblr-verse -sphere -scape -frica.
You forgot about Kamchatka, bitch
I kind of miss getting wasted and playing Risk until the sun came up. I realize this puts me in an unimaginably small class of people, but seriously, I do. No better fights, offensive remarks or puns than those that occur during drunk/high Risk.
copycats:
Jealous Guy - Okkervil River...
Glass Box of Conflicting Emotions
I love WFVU, and I hate Bobby Bowden, but even I teared up a little when the old bastard took the flaming spear and drove it into the turf. I’ll miss the ornery sonofabitch, if only because I’ll be unable to hate him in his absence.