CLUE 1:
“went to short dogs house,
they was watching Yo MTV
RAPS”
Yo MTV RAPS first aired:
Aug 6th 1988
CLUE 2:
Ice Cubes single “today was a good day” released on:
Feb 23 1993
CLUE 3:
”The Lakers beat the Super
Sonics”
Dates between Yo MTV Raps air date AUGUST 6 1988 and the release…
Bon Appetit from June 1991. As seen in the Kaiser Hospital waiting room. So confused by this. Has it been here since 1991? Who is reading this? Did someone bring it along with them and leave it for others to enjoy? Also as a side note: I am quite amazed by how much foodie douchebaggery has changed in 20 years. There is no stress on fresh and local, no food trucks, no comfort food renaissance. If this 1991 issue of Bon Appetit is to be trusted, everyone seemed to be eating swordfish and rice pilaf on really nice white decks in the Hamptons.
Well, what the fuck else was there to do in 1991? We only had swordfish and pilaf in the Hamptons!
That way, Yuri. Drive to the horizon. We will find vengeance where the sun seeks solace in the earth each night. We will find Berzhinsky. We will find him together and avenge the horrible things he has done.
No, the wind does not bother me, Yuri. Some people fight the things that resist them. I prefer to speak with them. Wind, tell me of your sorrows, of your long unending trek across this godless earth. Carve me into a blade of flawless retribution. In return I will listen to your woes. Thus do we pass this brief hour in the universe.
Yuri, drive faster. Berzhinsky sleeps while we hunt him, and the wind has yet another story to tell.
THE END OF AN ERA
NOOOOOOO —- nevermind. I can’t finish that with a straight face. You’re awful. May Chicago be as openly racist as Boston and embrace you mockingly.
(Source: thegrandarchives)
I’m on vacation. And because I have no money despite working two jobs, I’m not able to do anything but dick around on the internet and watch TV. So, while dicking around on the internet, I had this conversation that now I’ll share with you because I am alone in my house and starved for attention (which I won’t get because no one reads this):
Me: Read all of this: http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/
D: i already don’t have much to do. now i am going to sit and stare intently at my computer screen. and laugh every 37 seconds.
Me: I’m excited that I’ve given you the gift of distraction. And if you’re only laughing every 37 seconds, you’re either reading too slow or you have no soul.
D: wow. you just called me dumb and soul-less all at once.
Me: I’m talented at deflating people’s self-esteem, remember?
D: after only talking once in the past 4 months, i’m not sure i’m not offended.
Me: Also, it was “or”.
D: :) how quickly i forget.
D: i felt good about myself a little while ago… now i don’t… i must have talked to [you]!
Me: I don’t try to do it or anything. It’s hereditary, like sickle cell and alcoholism.
D: aww.
Me: More like alcoholism than sickle cell though, since it hurts me and the people I care about.
D: wow. super sad.
Me: Also, it won’t give me sausage digit (real thing! that sickle cell gives you! weird!).
D: what IS that?!
Me: Exactly what it sounds like.
D: that is awful.
D: sausage digits. ugh.
Me: And it could last a month! One month of just one finger being completely sausaged! God I hope it’s my middle finger if I get that, which I won’t, because I have hereditary assholism and not sickle cell.
“Early in Kobe Bryant’s career, he put out a half-baked rap song and music video that featured Tyra Banks. And really, that’s the difference between Kobe and LeBron. Kobe didn’t have to deal with YouTube, he didn’t have to worry about Deadspin, PTI, SportsNation making talking points out of it, or deal with the fact that a video like that would probably have been insanely viral on the internet. Do you think LeBron could put out this video? No way. But more to the point, LeBron would never think to do that, because he’s too aware of his own brand. For future reference: LeBron’s rap song will feature Jay-Z on the third verse, Drake on the hook, and will be produced by Kanye West.”
